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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
There r osticjed everywhere
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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