You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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