I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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