There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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