i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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