Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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