Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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