Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
