hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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