Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
