I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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