He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm both gender and math confused
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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