I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
