whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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