so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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