awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Randomize
