im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Randomize
