Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
