If i come over, it means nothing
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
