we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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