That's intense
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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