I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
either way he was missing a nipple.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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