I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
