Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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