"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize