Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
pop tarts are not kleenex
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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