Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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