Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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