I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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