If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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