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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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