I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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