How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
This is my gift to your gina
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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