Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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