Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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