what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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