I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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