Pappa wants mamma naked
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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