:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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