you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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