scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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