yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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