Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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