Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My life is pants optional.
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