i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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