Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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