I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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