We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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