Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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