I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He keeps bees of course he's weird
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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